hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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