is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
