i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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