let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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