I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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