What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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