nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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