would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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