It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I understand Curling. That high.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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