I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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