toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
where am i from again
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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