your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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