just come out here and I will go home with you...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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