It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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