White coat. Heels.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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