My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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