$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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