He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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