why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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