...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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