dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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