her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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