i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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