You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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