they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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