redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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