So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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