white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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