Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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