Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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