I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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