i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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