Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You should frame my arrest warrant.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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