He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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