That's intense
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Panties = found
Randomize
