He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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