Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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