i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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