I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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