Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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