Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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