new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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