I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
If I die, sorry about rent.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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