yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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