Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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