How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Come share oat with me in your robe
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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