Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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