his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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