It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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