u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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