Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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