using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Help. Why am I so naked?
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