Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Who died my cat blue again?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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