Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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