Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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