Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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