I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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