you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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