Non-Jews are for practice
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I look better un-naked...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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